You know the weird shit about this headline? If it hadn’t been from The Onion, this could have been a real statement from RFK Jr.
As I was scrolling the post up and read the headline, I was completely ready to believe it actually happened until I scrolled enough to see the link to the onion.
Indeed. It would be 100% fitting to this guys other … blurbs.
Years ago, I would have immediately recognised this as an Onion article. Today, I have to admit that I didn’t recognise it before clicking on the link and seeing the page.
Recently there’s been multiple onion articles that made my heart drop in the moments before realizing it was the onion.
And then one actually wound up being true days later
The man has chased his share of dragons - we can trust him on this one!
Dragon these nuts across his face!
I’m researching how to sneak a Komodo dragon into RFK’s bedroom so it will eat him while he sleeps.
Komodo hunt by biting a limb, then waiting for the target to die from infected wounds after several days. No restful sleep for RFK, not until the moment is nigh.
The komodo bacteria will have to compete with all the weird shit that’s already in his body though. So it’s not a sure thing.
I fully ate the Onion with the headline. Absolutely no doubt, just resignation. Only coincidentally saw the community.
Same, so plausible these days
Candace Owens doesn’t believe in dinosaurs, he may as well think this, we live in profoundly stupid times
What’s more dumb? Not believing in dinosaurs despite us having bones to prove their existence or believing in dragons which aren’t that far off from the dinosaurs? I guess the crazy thing is believing dragons exist on earth right now and they are living somewhere unbeknownst to man.
And besides, space dragons are way cooler anyways.
Funny enough I know people IRL who are right wing and think that dragons existed
Biblical dragons?
Basically and I think also from a Joe Rogan podcast. My Christian high school also taught about them in science class and pulled photos from shady websites to convince people most of whom actually believed it.
My older brother thought dragons existed, because of this “documentary”.
I eat the onion again. Damn you.
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Chinese propaganda depicting dragons as ‘lame floating snakes with mustaches’. I’m so offended! 😆
Of all things, that would be the least dangerous of all to suggest.
I knew this was fake as soon as I saw the logo.
I bit the onion.
Does this make Game of Thrones a documentary, or a nature program?
With that amount of nudity, it’s a NatGeo series now.
A documentary. Like Jurassic Park.
