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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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Hundreds of crazed MAGA supporters are allegedly planning to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Donald Trump not be selected as Pope.
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    ??? Is he even a candidate?

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      you just ate the onion

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        In this case I get it. I really get it.

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          Yeah, we do live in the darkest timeline

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      Fun fact if he was baptized as a catholic he is eligible.

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        Yes, there is precedent. Some random Catholic who wasn’t even a priest got selected after a conclave had been stuck in political deadlock for literal years. He couldn’t actually take the job till he was ordained, which he did. He immediately instituted a bunch of rules including locking them away together with no luxuries until a decision was made to make sure that problem didn’t happen again. (It happened again multiple times anyway.)

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        Just checked: this is real…

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          Soy fascism is what you get when you don’t have a legion of traumatized soldier coming back for a world war.

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      Psst, check out the comm name

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