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cm0002@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

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cm0002@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to curb unauthorized traffic to adult websites within the state, Indiana lawmakers passed new legislation Thursday requiring all potential viewers of online pornography to register as sex offenders before they could access sexually explicit material.  “This law will ensure that no resident of Indiana encounters harmful, X-rated content on the internet without […]
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    The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

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      No, see… It was a “staffing issue”! Totally wasn’t me. On my account.

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        Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?

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          You think they give a shit?

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      Oh no… I wasn’t “watching porn” I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!

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