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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago

DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

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DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago
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Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is still the single most effective way to make drugs look uncool to America’s youth.
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    90’s high school kids?

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