AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
I didn’t realize this was the onion. Jesus.
Yeah. I’m right there with you. This could be absolutely true.
I was totally thinking thehardtimes here