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RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

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RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his orifices with silica gel packets.

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IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.
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  I think that’s the plan, lol

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