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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

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MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Trumpanation

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    they can’t even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

    it’s an ice pick and a small hammer.

    they can’t even be proper dumbasses.

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      hard to do with no brain to target

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    “Drill, baby, drill” - Donald J. Trump

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    There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.

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    You didn’t get me eating any onion this time, but I’ll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

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      Should have been other eye that went squonky.

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    deleted by creator

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    Please do.

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    It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is “just another Trumpist did”.

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    trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!

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      Trump-a-nation.

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    all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.

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    Is this… not an article and just a meme ?

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    MAGAmatics is the language of failure.

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