“What in- Oh, the Onion.”
When asked why, Trump said…“Only I should be able to kill the birds.”.
I bit the onion when I saw this headline, really sounds like something he’d say
I agree, this timeline sucks. It shouldn’t be this easy to bite the onion…
Same. God I hate this timeline.
Same. How stupid is the world to where we are reading this absolutely moronic headline and thinking the president of the united states actually said that.
Yes it’s really hard to figure out at a glance
The worst is, at this point it’s pretty hard to distinguish between satire and things he actually said 😕
Had to carefully check it’s not !nottheonion@lemmy.world
For fuck’s sake, don’t give him any ideas!
Oh ferchrissake… Now I have the image of that fat butt swinging a golf club replacing a graceful wind turbine in my head.
Fucking hell, satire is dead.