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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

"This is Why We Do It" Says ICE Agent After Reading Letter From 6-Year-Old Saying "You Ruined My Life"

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"This is Why We Do It" Says ICE Agent After Reading Letter From 6-Year-Old Saying "You Ruined My Life"

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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Local ICE agent Mitch Holsen admitted he wept a few tears of joy after receiving an emotional letter from a kindergartner detailing how Holsen and other ICE agents destroyed her family and ruined her life.
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  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    When satire is just deadpan news. :(

    • floo@retrolemmy.comBanned
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      Removed by mod

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    i bit the onion for a second there

  • arin@lemmy.world
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    ICE agents being able to read is how i didn’t fall for this onion

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