AUSTIN, TX—Touting the party-line vote as a major victory for the Second Amendment, the Texas House of Representatives successfully blocked a bill last week that would have prevented gun stores from operating inside of hospital psychiatric wards. “The government has no place infringing on the rights of honest business owners trying to sell semiautomatic handguns and rifles to […]
Damn I ate the whole ass onion
Me: ‘This apple tastes kinda funny’.
takes another big bite
I was just about to open the article and see what fucked up excuse they had this time…
This got me so hard that the first time I read the community name, I saw “Nottheonion”
As did I. Shit makes sense (in Texas) to be honest.