Can you imagine being Chips-ahoy and messing up your chocolate chip cookie so bad no one cares about it?

Do you mean the best cops ever that completed passed their MOCA with flying colors? They could name all the animals and draw a clock? I bet they can even right their names on their papers.

Couldn’t you just aggressively compliment someone? Do they have sarcasm in Canada? Then they can start evaluating intent, maybe sone kind of thought police? Grammaton Clerics?