Not satire…

Too real

Hey board of directors! Make me your new CEO and I will fix this problem!

How many kids are going to have their vision fucked up this time?

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Ok buddy

I can get lost and then spend time “progressing” only to find the way blocked and having to backtrack

You mean you GET to backtrack

I don’t understand what a lot of those activities have to do with toll booths

The drinking animation needs a lot of work, or just skip it and have it be instantaneous with a gulp sound

The woman’s head getting bigger from the drink is bizarre and disturbing

The woman spewing liquid out from her mouth doesn’t look great

Timmy and Tommy are Tom Nook’s nephews, yes.