Joking about this stuff just isn’t funny anymore.

Every time Trump applies tariffs, the retaliatory ones should double.

Just skip to the end and stop all imports and exports between both countries, see how well that goes.

It’s when they furrow their brows that you know they’re really serious!

The walls are closing in on Trump!

Grab 'em by the parks!

But these parks are run by the provinces, not the Canadian government. The only parks in Canada that could be called “state parks” would be those run by Parks Canada.

if Mr. Mangione had spent more time pulling on his bootstraps and less time feeling sorry for himself and obsessing over his debilitating chronic back pain that UnitedHealthcare refused to cover treatment of – for I’m sure for very good reasons – he might have one day helmed a parasitic corporation of his own. Sadly, he chose another path.”

Love the satire, but one important point: Luigi didn’t have UHC insurance. So if he did do this, it wasn’t even because of a personal grudge - it was to strike back at a system in general that fucked him over.