ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day agoMan decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another yearnewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square138linkfedilinkarrow-up1774arrow-down14
arrow-up1770arrow-down1external-linkMan decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another yearnewsthump.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square138linkfedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-212 hours agoGreat idea. Now you have to sneak it into the house without the wife knowing “Whatcha got there?” “Nothing, just some cables.” “More cables? Don’t we have enough? Where did those come from?” “Nowhere, just found’em” “Found’em where?” “Just around” “Around where?” “By…some trash.” “Are you trash picking tech again? I told you, we have enough junk, we don’t need to collect other people’s junk, too!”
Great idea. Now you have to sneak it into the house without the wife knowing
“Whatcha got there?”
“Nothing, just some cables.”
“More cables? Don’t we have enough? Where did those come from?”
“Nowhere, just found’em”
“Found’em where?”
“Just around”
“Around where?”
“By…some trash.”
“Are you trash picking tech again? I told you, we have enough junk, we don’t need to collect other people’s junk, too!”
Wifegit, is that you?