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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 hours ago

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year

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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 hours ago
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A man has looked at the box of cables he’s had for more than twenty years and decided to hang on to them.
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  • Chivera@lemmy.world
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    I threw away an RCA cable a while ago. Yesterday I needed it and had to buy a new one 😞. Never again.

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  • Jaysyn@lemmy.world
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    Just one box?

  • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    since 2002

    Amateur.

  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip
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    A few years ago, I organized mine into bins by rough category. (AV, USB, Dongles, AC power, DC adapters) I pull and use something probably at least once a month.

  • morriscox@lemmy.world
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    I swear that power cables breed.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Until you need a specific one.

      • morriscox@lemmy.world
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        I meant computer power cables. I seem to get having more and I don’t recall buying them.

      • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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        Occasionally when I need a weird cable I am very happy about my box because I can frequently find it.

        Especially USB-B3.0 cables.

  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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    I have three largish ones, started in 88. One is just power cables. That’s the one my psichyatrist worries about.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      1994, reporting in. You have me beat. I dunno if the family C64 from '83 counts though.

  • inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
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    How is this satire?

    I still have my old AT power supply and IDE cables and one day again, it’ll be my time to shine!

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      Hey, those old power supplies can be re-purposed for all manner of things. Of all the old kit you could hang on to, that’s probably the most useful.

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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      The world is so crazy right now the only possible satire is mundane normalcy.

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      I had to go digging for a micro usb cable yesterday to charge a flashlight and a micro-b for a scanner

      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        I have a Garmin action camera that’s under 10 years old that charges with USB mini-B.

        Not Micro. Mini.

        Though, to be fair, unlike micro, mini didn’t lose connection when a snail 3 counties away farted.

      • fading_person@lemmy.zip
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        Me, still using a phone with micro usb

      • elucubra@sopuli.xyz
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        I don’t think you get it.

  • moseschrute@lemmy.world
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    Goddamnit I have to get rid of my box of cables

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      Don’t. The gremlins are always watching. That will be the moment when they strike.

    • LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml
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      why

  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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    Listen, some day I will need to hook up a dot matrix printer.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      To print data off my Zip drive.

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      If it’s a differential SCSI printer that only works under OS/2, I think have that somewhere…

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    Do not lose hope brethren, and stay the course! I had critical need of a random audio cable I’d had for over 10 years just a few months ago. It is worth it! Your times will come! Keep the faith!

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    i have a box full of old electronic boards i rip from the things that break.

    actually useful when fixing the other shit that breaks.

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    I’ve got a shitty 3ft cube Ottoman in my living room full of cables I’ll never need again…

    I’m talking about VGA, DVI, DVI/HDMI, VGA/DVI, coax, Component, composite, mini USB, micro USB, USB extention, 3.5m audio, 3.5 audio extention, mini HDMI, HDMI and Ethernet.

    Last week my wife was redoing her desi and asked for a long micro USB for her calculator and extension cables for USB speakers.

    That box became a chest from a Zelda game when I dug in and pulled out the exact three cables she needed. 10ft micro USB, 6ft USB extension and 6ft 3.5 audio extension.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      I have the chest open sound AND hyrule morning theme cued up to play on my smart speakers to annoy my family and kiddo, you should too

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        Sounds like he at least has the wires for the job.

      • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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        holy shit. yeah!

        but that’d be a lot of sensors to rig up over here

        • modus@lemmy.world
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          Nah, just one. Use this with a magnetic door sensor. https://www.adafruit.com/product/2133

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    2002? Those are rookie numbers.

  • regedit@lemmy.zip
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    I’m in this article and feel personally attacked!

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