LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
I’M JUST HERE TRYING TO DO MY JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT?
SQUEAK!
I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S JUST THAT THESE HUMANS CANNOT BE PLEASED!
Should be plenty of eyeballs after, right?
SQUEAK
Didn’t ask you, was talking to the skeleton on the horse.
I, UH, NEVER CONCERNED MYSELF WITH THE LEFTOVERS.