…the only hope he has is to experience ego death from a heroic dose of LSD or Ketamine. This will literally shatter his ego, and completely reshape his personality. A complete factory reset if you will.
I feel like that’s our best hope at this point. We need some comicbook super villain to poison our drinking supply with LSD to factory reset most of us.
The ketamine definitely isn’t working. For example, Elon still has an ego the size of a supermassive blackhole.
Yeah but that might just be a dosage problem. Let’s bump his dose up 100x. Best case, ego death and he reformed. Worse case, actual death which might actually be best case.
Fair enough. I mean, best case scenario, he becomes a good person, gives away all of his money to charity, apologizes for all of it, and accepts his daughter.
I’d vote for both. let him realize his error and live just enough to realize how terrible he is as he gets beaten to death by his kids. That’s probably closer to best case.
Aw fuck it, let’s just drop a wire into the pleasure center of his brain and leave him hooked up to the mains.
CIA to the rescue!
“No. It’s every woman in the world that’s wrong.”
Onion is just transcribing Greentext into articles.
LMFAO
But fuck local misogynist Bryce Turner for getting a first date though. I can’t even do that.
The Hard Times really is a solid B- with headline writing, aren’t they.
Can’t fault the spirit though.
